“Happy Halloween”

“Happy Halloween”

 

 

 

 

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER… FASTER… BUMP… BUMP… BUMP….

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

clappity-BUMP…clappity-BUMP… clappity-BUMP… on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding, his head is reeling, his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door, bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything…

All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin …

…and… of…course, …the coffin stops!

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Comment balloon 7 commentsJoe Petrowsky • October 26 2020 02:20PM

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Oh no..... I was on the edge of my chair and then comes the drums "ba dum tsss". great one.

Posted by ba`B Ratliff, "Sold with Bob" (Robert Ratliff Realty) about 1 month ago

Good morning Joe Petrowsky - OMG, I wondered where that one was going.  Very funny.

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) about 1 month ago

Oh my, Joe! Groan, groan, groan! But funny nonetheless because I never saw this punchline coming.

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Realty) about 1 month ago

Hello Joe - that's quite the ending.  I knew a punchline was coming but your lead up to that point makes a good Halloween story.  

Posted by Michael Jacobs, Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393 about 1 month ago

Good morning Joe,

That is why they say trick or treat!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) about 1 month ago

Good morning Joe. Not sure where this one was going until the cough drops. Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) about 1 month ago

Great groaner Joe. I admit I didn't see that one coming today. Make it a great day!

Posted by Rocky Dickerson, Superior Service! (Realty One Group) about 1 month ago

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