“Never Understood the Draw Before”

“Never Understood the Draw Before”

 

 

 

 

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Miami. They agree to meet every ten years in Myrtle Beach to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those gals with the cleavage, the tight shorts, and the gorgeous legs."

"You're on."

At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

"Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Again? Why?"

"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."

"OK."

At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.

"Why?"

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."

At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."

At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

 

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Comment balloon 6 commentsJoe Petrowsky • October 08 2020 02:03PM

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Good morning Joe Petrowsky - that one is really funny.  I wonder if they remembered that they played golf.

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) 13 days ago

Thanks for the morning chuckle Joe!!!

Its real funny and make me realize how priorities change as you age. It sounds realistic....

 

Posted by Sham Reddy CRS, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) 13 days ago

Love this one, Joe... I heard a similar one for women, but this one is till funny as all get out.

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Realty) 13 days ago

Good morning Joe. A great take to the humorous cycle of life. Enjoy your day! 

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 13 days ago

Good morning Joe,

I'll have to remember this one in the spring and hope there is still a Hooters!

And that is if they let us out of our districts!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) 13 days ago

Hello Joe - as the story went along, I kept thinking of the word perspective.  By the end, I realized I had probably heard it before.  Oh, well. . .   

Posted by Michael Jacobs, Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393 13 days ago

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