“Shelter in Place”

“Shelter in Place”

 

 

During this "shelter in place" I went to Walmart to buy a bag of food for my dog.

Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.

I thought to myself, "Really?" If you know me you know my sarcasm.

So on impulse I told her no, that I didn't have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 pounds less! I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your pocket and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).

Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.

I answered, "Of course not! I was admitted because I bent down to smell the butt of a bulldog and I was hit by a truck."

I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!

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Comment balloon 9 commentsJoe Petrowsky • May 01 2020 12:58PM

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Good morning, Joe Petrowsky that image might stay with me for awhile....UNFORTUNATELY...

Posted by Barbara Todaro, Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 22 days ago

Good morning Joe. A cute one for most, something to ponder for many! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 22 days ago

Thanks for the Wednesday morning chuckle!!!

I am still laughing.  Its about the man who was on dog diet. When friends asked how was it going.  He said everything is fine but everytime he goes to pee he had impulsve to raise his leg!!!

Posted by Sham Reddy CRS, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) 22 days ago

But you didn’t lift your leg and pee on her shopping cart , did you ?????????????

Posted by Michael J. Perry, Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist (KW Elite ) 22 days ago

Perfect I'll try this the next time when I am buyibg dog food. Right up my alley.

Posted by Donald Urschalitz, P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County (Lubeck Realty Group) 22 days ago

Oh too funny, Joe. Maybe I need to stop ordering our dog's food on-line. Obviously, I'm missing out on a lot of fun.

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Realty) 22 days ago

this is funny!  I told my husband this joke though and he didn't laugh - it must have been my delivery

Posted by Lise Howe, Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC (Keller Williams Capital Properties) 22 days ago

Very funny! Thank you for the laughter this morning. 

Posted by Gwen Fowler-CRS- 864-638-3599 SC Mountains & Lakes--, Gwen Fowler Real Estate, Inc. (Gwen Fowler Real Estate, Inc) 22 days ago

Good morning Joe Petrowsky - really!  I suppose you can't make this suff up.

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) 20 days ago

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