“And Now You Know the Rest of the Story”

“And Now You Know the Rest of the Story”

 

 

 

 

 

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

 

 

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Comment balloon 8 commentsJoe Petrowsky • December 20 2019 07:08PM

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Good morning, Joe Petrowsky Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to you....

Posted by Barbara Todaro, Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 27 days ago

Good morning Joe. And so the tradition begins! A cute story about a frustrated Santa. Merry Christmas. Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 27 days ago

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah!

Wishing you, Gail and your loved ones Blessings through the Holiday seasons and the New Year!

We hope that 2019 has been a wonderful year for you

and your family, hoping that you are enjoying some time to celebrate the holidays, and wishing you even more blessings in the new year!

The Crane Family and Woodland Companies

Posted by Bob Crane, Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671 (Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, Keller Williams Fox Cities) 27 days ago

Good morning Joe. This is very cute and I enjoyed it. Merry, Merry and Happy Chanukah too.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 27 days ago

Didn't see that one coming but I have to say this was the cherry on top of the sundae.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 27 days ago

Good afternoon Joe - so now we know how that began.  Santa needed an angel.

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) 27 days ago

Hi Joe... now there's a story about Santa I hadn't heard... but somehow it all makes sense to me now!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage ) 27 days ago

Joe,

Even though I know I will never hear from you, I do wish you a very Happy New Year and the best that life can offer. 

Posted by Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP, Selling Homes Changing Lives (DFW FINE PROPERTIES) 20 days ago

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