“The Wife Made a Very Good Investment”

“The Wife Made a Very Good Investment”

 

 

 

 

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.

"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $5 to $10 million...and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "That's awesome! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."

 

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Comment balloon 9 commentsJoe Petrowsky • December 16 2019 03:10PM

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OMG..... good one.... who would expect that punch line....

Posted by Barbara Todaro, Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 3 months ago

That's good enough for a morning chuckle! Thanks Kathy for the laughs!!!

Posted by Sham Reddy CRS, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) 3 months ago

Good morning Joe. A picture or a painting? Each can be worth a small fortune. Nice one Joe! Enjoy your day. 

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 3 months ago

LOL loved it.

Posted by Donald Urschalitz, P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County (Lubeck Realty Group) 3 months ago

Oh my goodness, Joe This is totally hysterical... thanks for a really good laugh this morning.

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Realty) 3 months ago

Good morning Joe. While this is sexist, it is also very funny. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 3 months ago

Good morning Joe Petrowsky - oh wow.  I did not expect to see that one coming.

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) 3 months ago

I should have seen that one coming but I am glad I didn't. It made it funnier.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 3 months ago

Wow, that was pretty funny! Have a great weekend!

Posted by Carla Freund, Carolina Life RealEstate & Relocation 919-602-8489 (Keller Williams Preferred Realty) 2 months ago

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