“Not a Dumb Gorilla”

“Not a Dumb Gorilla”

 

 

 

 

 

A gorilla walks into a bar in San Francisco at the Western Secondary and, to the amazement of the bartender, orders a martini. When the bartender gives the gorilla the martini, he is further surprised to see that the ape is holding a $20 bill.

The bartender takes the $20 bill, then he decides to see just how smart the gorilla is, so he hands the gorilla $1 change. The gorilla quietly sips the martini until the bartender breaks the silence.

"We don't get too many apes in here at the Westin," he says.

The gorilla replies, "At $19 a drink, I'm not surprised."

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Comment balloon 8 commentsJoe Petrowsky • November 13 2019 04:16PM

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funny one, Joe..... 

Posted by Barbara Todaro, Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 22 days ago

One smart gorila!!! I would have the same exact response!!!

Posted by Sham Reddy CRS, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) 22 days ago

Good morning Joe. San Francisco pricing supports so much, not surprised. Guess one is enough and no tip!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 22 days ago

Good morning Joe. Cute but having seen the gorilla or two, actually many up close, I only remember their beauty.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 22 days ago

Good morning Joe,

Another who will join the exodus out of California!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) 22 days ago

Nothing like a smart gorilla, Joe. No grass growing under this one's feet. Of course, these days there are lots of places where a martini will cost you $20.

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage ) 22 days ago

Good morning Joe Petrowsky - hmm, very funny one.  Can't judge an ape by his appearance.

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) 20 days ago

That's funny and I had an inkling what the punchline would be.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 12 days ago

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