“Marriage and Politics”

“Marriage and Politics”

 

 

 

A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop and told the salesclerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

"Of course, madam, "replied the salesclerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?"

The bride-to-be said, "A long frilly white dress with a veil."

"Please don't take this the wrong way, madam, but such dresses are usually more fitting for the first-time bride who is more innocent in the ways of life, if you get my meaning."

"WELL!" replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he had a heart attack due to an unknown congenital condition as we were checking into our honeymoon hotel."

She continued. "My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again."

"What about your third husband?"

"That one was a Democrat", said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened."

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Comment balloon 5 commentsJoe Petrowsky • October 21 2019 12:29PM

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Good morning Joe,

A good one! 

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) 28 days ago

That's typical politics alright.  You can take whatever spin you want on it.  All in good humor though! I hope her 4th husband won't caught in bed with another woman, the way her luck is running!!!

Posted by Sham Reddy CRS, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) 28 days ago

Good morning Joe. Some things you just can't make up! More coming. Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 28 days ago

Certainly did not see that punchline coming, Joe... this was a good one! Happy Wednesday!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage ) 28 days ago

Good morning Joe Petrowsky - that one is cute and very funny.

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