“Smart Gals for sure”

“Smart Gals for sure”

 

 

 

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.
The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks, “Sweetheart, who was that?”
“I don’t know, some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear.”

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Comment balloon 7 commentsJoe Petrowsky • September 23 2019 12:35PM

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that's a keeper Joe Petrowsky 

Posted by Barbara Todaro, Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 28 days ago

Ok, I need to get some one to explain this one.

Posted by Peter Mohylsky, Let me help you find your path to the beach. (PrimeSouth Properties) 28 days ago

Good morning, Joe... now that is really funny! Sitting here laughing my you know what off!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage ) 28 days ago

haha. That was a funny one. I bet the wife catches on at some point.

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (406-270-3667 (MT), 914-419-0270 (NY), Broker in NY with Grand Lux Realty and in MT with (coming soon!)) 28 days ago

Good morning Joe. This one is short and really funny! Thanks for sharing. Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 28 days ago

Good morning Joe and ta dum bum.........I don't like jokes that make fun of women.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 27 days ago

LOL now that's funny! Thanks for the chuckle Joe Petrowsky !

Posted by Anna Banana Kruchten - Phoenix Homes Sales, 603-380-4886 (Phoenix Property Shoppe) 27 days ago

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