“Johnny is a Quick Learner isn’t He?”

“Johnny is a Quick Learner isn’t He?”

 

 

 

 

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

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Comment balloon 8 commentsJoe Petrowsky • July 18 2019 07:02PM

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Morning Joe.

Won't touch this one, other than to say, thanks

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty) 23 days ago

LMAO....

Posted by Barbara Todaro, Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 23 days ago

That's some quick out of the box thinking.  This young man is going places in his life the way he is thinks

Posted by Sham Reddy CRS, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) 23 days ago

Good morning Joe. Johnny likes the principal's office I am guessing. Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 23 days ago

Nothing like a child to "bring the obvious home," Joe. 

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage ) 23 days ago

Good morning Joe. I really enjoyed this one. What a smary kid and great story.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 23 days ago

I really did find this a joke that gave me vicarious pleasure.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 22 days ago

A good chuckle to start off the morning - thanks - 

Posted by Lise Howe, Assoc. Broker and Attorney Licensed in DC, MD, VA, (Keller Williams Capital Properties) 18 days ago

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