“Will He Accept?”

“Will He Accept?”

 

A husband and wife are at the breakfast table.

The wife looks up from her newspaper and asks the husband, "If I won the lottery, what would you do?"

The husband quickly replies, "I'd take half the money and leave you in a New York minute!"

The wife frowns and asks, "Really?"

Husband snaps back, "Absolutely."

The wife answers, "Well, I won yesterday. Here's your half (handing him $6.00), let me help you pack."  

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Comment balloon 8 commentsJoe Petrowsky • July 18 2019 04:12PM

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Oh, baby, you got your "walkin' papers!!"

Posted by Barbara Todaro, Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 3 months ago

Morning Joe.

She didn't say how much did she?  Be careful of what you say, before getting all the information

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty) 3 months ago

OK - that made me laugh - be careful what you agree to before you know the terms! 

Posted by Lise Howe, Assoc. Broker and Attorney Licensed in DC, MD, VA, (Keller Williams Capital Properties) 3 months ago

Good morning Joe. Between stimulus and response man has the power to choose! Think before you speak! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 3 months ago

Good morning Joe. This is pretty funny and I enjoyed it. Have a wonderful day.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 3 months ago

Now that is a really good one, Joe. And it's one I think I'll be able to remember!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage ) 3 months ago

Loved it!!!!  It's a two way street!!

Posted by Kathy Streib, Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224 (Room Service Home Staging) 3 months ago

I think that is what we call delicious irony. I hope he enjoys the cab ride.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 3 months ago

Participate