“Sounds like Politic to ME!”

“Sounds like Politic to ME!”

 

 

 

 

Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."

Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?"

Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."

That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.

The next morning he reported to his father.

Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is."

Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"

Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of Shit.

 

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Comment balloon 9 commentsJoe Petrowsky • June 21 2019 07:18PM

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Very clever definition of Politics even a kid could understand!!!

While Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of Shit.

Posted by Sham Reddy CRS, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) about 1 month ago

Good morning, Joe Petrowsky LOL.... isn't that  one the truth!!

Posted by Barbara Todaro, Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) about 1 month ago

Morning Joe.

I'm going to leave this one alone, was not prepared for the ending

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty) about 1 month ago

Good morning Joe. Not sure I want to get started commenting on this. Must say government has sold the sole of future generations for current personal gain. And they just complain and waste our money, not govern! Enjoy your day 

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) about 1 month ago

A pretty simple and accurate summary!

Posted by Carol Williams, Retired Agent / Broker / Property Manager (Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals.) about 1 month ago

Posted by Lyn Sims, Schaumburg IL Real Estate (RE/MAX Suburban) about 1 month ago

Good morning, Joe... now this is truly fun and clever. And sadly. truly true, as well.

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage ) about 1 month ago

Hello Joe - this is one of those occasions when I wish I could better remember and tell a joke. 

Posted by Michael Jacobs, Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393 about 1 month ago

I knew this was going to be a good one from the very start and i wasn't disappointed.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) about 1 month ago

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