“Who are You Calling DUMB?”

“Who are You Calling DUMB?”

 

 

 

 

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

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Comment balloon 8 commentsJoe Petrowsky • June 05 2019 05:40PM

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good morning, Joe Petrowsky good one.... thanks for chuckle.

Posted by Barbara Todaro, Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 2 months ago

Yep, smart kid indeed! 

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, Monroe NY, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) 2 months ago

This is a good one Joe Petrowsky  wow who is the dumbest there . lol 

Posted by Abby Stiller, Professional Bilingual Realtor (239) 284-8637 (REMAX Realty Group) 2 months ago

Maybe that kid isn't all that dumb, afterall, Joe! Of course, he just gave away the game!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage ) 2 months ago

Good morning Joe. Sometimes settling for less near term is the key to success long term! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 2 months ago

Good morning Joe. I have heard this one before but enjoyed it nonethelesss.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 2 months ago

I have to say that while I didn't belly laugh from this one I did derive extreme satisfaction from it.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 2 months ago

Hello Joe - I'd say this child knew the long term benefits in his "strategy".

Posted by Michael Jacobs, Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393 2 months ago

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