“She Knows a Lot About Nails?”

“She Knows a Lot About Nails?”

 

 

A blonde, city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows, so I drove a nail into the 2x4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. "I came to inseminate the cow," he said.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows, and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, "Tell me, lady, 'cause I'm dying to know. How would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"

"That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall," she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?"

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, "I guess it's to hang your pants on," she replied.

 

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Comment balloon 8 commentsJoe Petrowsky • April 23 2019 01:22PM

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Ha, I had no idea where this was going!

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, Monroe NY, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) 6 days ago

Great joke - thanks for starting my day with a chuckle - great visual too!

Posted by Lise Howe, Assoc. Broker and Attorney Licensed in DC, MD, VA, (Keller Williams Capital Properties) 6 days ago

Oh my goodness, Joe. Never saw that coming. Thanks for the first big laugh of my morning.

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage ) 6 days ago

Good morning Joe. This is very funny. Thank you for the morning chuckle.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 6 days ago

Good morning Joe. One hell of a blonde joke and for once the joke is not on her! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 6 days ago

Good for her. Guess she wasn't as dumb as he thought. There's a visual for you.

Posted by Debe Maxwell, CRS, Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods (www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310) 6 days ago

She is either dumb or has one hell of a sense of sarcastic humor.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 5 days ago

Morning Joe.

I agree with Joe Pryor, nothing much left to say.  Have a great day sir

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) 5 days ago

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