“No One to Marry?”

“No One to Marry?”



One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half-brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half- brothers!!!"

Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."


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Comment balloon 11 commentsJoe Petrowsky • March 06 2019 05:18PM


Good morning, Joe Petrowsky this is a good one.... it must be "tell a good joke" day..... Gabe just posted one, too!!

Posted by Barbara Todaro, Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 4 months ago

Great for a Wed morning chuckle!!! Thanks

Keep it coming, I like anything that puts a smile on my face before the day really gets started

Posted by Sham Reddy CRS, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) 4 months ago

Ok, I mhave got have to retell this one but probably not

Posted by Peter Mohylsky, SoWal Is HOME., Let me help you find your path to the beach. (PrimeSouth Properties) 4 months ago

This is really a good one, Joe. I should have seen that punchline coming, but I didn't.

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage ) 4 months ago

Good morning Joe. Ta dum bum. I didn't see this one coming. Thanks for the chuckle.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 4 months ago

Good morning Joe. An oldie that never seems to get old! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 4 months ago

Hey, Joe Petrowsky I must admit, I did not see that one coming. Hope you see Spring soon!

Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (HomeSmart Realty West & Geneva Financial, Llc.) 4 months ago

Hi Joe- I fell as if I just watched a shortened version of a soap opera!!! How funny. 

Posted by Kathy Streib, Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224 (Room Service Home Staging) 4 months ago

Morning Joe.

I'll bet, it going to take her a few decades to research her family history, on both sides....

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty) 4 months ago


Funny!  Cute humor.  

Although, we have a few kids thinking about marriage, kinda wild and excitng.  

All the best, Michelle

Posted by Michelle Francis, Realtor, Buckhead Atlanta Homes for Sale & Lease (Tim Francis Realty LLC) 4 months ago

For once on your jokes I saw the end coming but it is still funny.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 4 months ago