“Would You Let Him Go?”

“Would You Let Him Go?”

 

 

 

 

 

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand-new Corvette convertible out of the dealership in Jacksonville. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear-view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding, a reason I've never heard before- I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused then said, "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

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Comment balloon 14 commentsJoe Petrowsky • February 20 2019 02:58PM

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Fun, fun ,fun.  I think this is great stuff here, thanks for sharing here.

Posted by Peter Mohylsky, Let me help you find your path to the beach. (PrimeSouth Properties) 8 months ago

Yes I would let him go if I hadn’t heard the joke before lol. Have a wonderfil

day 

Posted by Lise Howe, Assoc. Broker and Attorney Licensed in DC, MD, VA, (Keller Williams Capital Properties) 8 months ago

Good one, Joe! That's what I call thinking fast on your feet! Happy Wednesday!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage ) 8 months ago

I heard that several times, and every time I hear that I laugh out loud for at least a few minutes!!! This was a new twist in a Corvette first time

Posted by Sham Reddy CRS, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) 8 months ago

Haha, yup, I'd let him go. Good response!

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (406-270-3667 (MT), 914-419-0270 (NY), Broker in NY with Grand Lux Realty and in MT with (coming soon!)) 8 months ago

Good morning Joe and ta dum bum.......Actually this is very very creative. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 8 months ago

That’s a good one, thanks for the morning chuckle. Enjoy your day! 

Posted by Joyce Marsh, Regional Manager Regal Christie's Int'l Realty (Regal | Christie's International Real Estate) 8 months ago

Good morning,  Joe - faster thinking than I might likely respond.

Posted by Michael Jacobs, Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393 8 months ago

Good morning, Joe Petrowsky funny one.... 

Posted by Barbara Todaro, Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 8 months ago

Good morning Joe. An oldie but a goodie! What else need be said! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 8 months ago

That is hilarious and as one who has driven I-95 many times it means drive 95 MPH.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 8 months ago

Now that made me laugh out loud Joe. He definitely got off with just a warning!

Posted by Debe Maxwell, CRS, Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods (www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310) 8 months ago

Hi Joe-absolutely loved it!!!! Thank you!

Posted by Kathy Streib, Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224 (Room Service Home Staging) 8 months ago

Morning Joe.

You dug deep for this one, it still brings a smile on this old face..  Thanks

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty) 8 months ago

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