“What Speed Limit?”

“What Speed Limit?”

 

 

 

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.

Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"

Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."

Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"

Sister: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."

At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.

Cop: "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible."

Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119."

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Comment balloon 8 commentsJoe Petrowsky • January 10 2019 03:09PM

Comments

Morning Joe.

I would be shaking also, a good one thanks for sharing

 

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) 21 days ago

Good morning, Joe. Good one! A total laugh out loud story!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage ) 21 days ago

Good morning Joe. A great one to begin the day. Thanks for the laugh! Enjoy your day 

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 21 days ago

Thanks for the smile this morning.

Posted by Donald Urschalitz, P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County (One World Realty Inc.) 21 days ago

Good morning, Joe Petrowsky funny one.... they knew they had someone watching over them...no need to shake...

Posted by Barbara Todaro, "Franklin MA Homes" (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 21 days ago

Good morning Joe,

Here she would have had a roadblock on the first highway!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) 21 days ago

That was a good one Joe. Whatever doesn't kill ya makes you stronger, right?!

Posted by Debe Maxwell, CRS, Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods (www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310) 21 days ago

That's a good one and I had a feeling your joke was speeding in the direction.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 21 days ago

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