“The Truth about Child Birth?”

“The Truth about Child Birth?”

 

 

 

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?"
"Well, Honey..." said the boy's mom, "the stork brought you to us."
"Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.
"Oh, the stork brought us too," chimed in the dad. 
"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" he persisted.
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the mom, by now starting to squirm a little in the Lazy Boy recliner.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write because there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

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Comment balloon 10 commentsJoe Petrowsky • November 26 2018 02:11PM

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Good morning, Joe Petrowsky from the mouths of babes.... cute one....

Posted by Barbara Todaro, Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 8 months ago

LOL, sometimes the kids know a lot more than we give them credit to

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) 8 months ago

Children say the darnest things, some they get it from their parents and some they just make it up

Posted by Sham Reddy CRS, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) 8 months ago

Good morning Joe. Kids say the darndest things! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 8 months ago

A good lesson, Joe, on why never to underestimate the knowledge of a child!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage ) 8 months ago

Remember the statement, kids say the darndest things. True here.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 8 months ago

Haha, that was a smart child!

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, Monroe NY, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) 8 months ago

Good morning,  Joe - a very effective morning laugh.

Posted by Michael Jacobs, Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393 8 months ago

Good morning Joe. Ta dum bum. Actually I did laugh and appreciate the morning chuckle.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 8 months ago

Thank you!!!!!

After two stressful day I feel much better! 

Thank you, Joe.

Posted by Evelina Tsigelnitskaya, www.SIBRealty.org 305-931-6931 (SIB Realty) 8 months ago

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