“Hope He Can Play a Tune”

“Hope He Can Play a Tune”

 

 

A newly married sailor was informed by the navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter. "My love," he wrote "we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that, we're constantly surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not tempted?"

So, his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, "Why don't you learn to play this?"

Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife. "Darling" he said, "I can't wait to get you into bed so that we make passionate love!"

"First let's see you play that harmonica!"

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Comment balloon 6 commentsJoe Petrowsky • November 09 2018 03:48PM

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Good morning, Joe Petrowsky good one.... and happy Wednesday!

Posted by Barbara Todaro, "Franklin MA Homes" (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 27 days ago

Morning Joe.

I sure hope he learned to play that.  My grandmother could belt out a tune on one of those.  

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) 27 days ago

Good morning Joe. A funny one for sure, but only if he learned to play! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 27 days ago

Good morning Joe and ta dum bum. Actually very cute. Thank you for the morning chuckle.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 27 days ago

Hope he's able to belt out a tune else he's going to have some explaining to do 

Posted by Debe Maxwell, CRS, Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods (www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310) 26 days ago

That is a request that can get you into big trouble. Hope he learned.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 25 days ago

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