“Signs, signs, everywhere a sign”

“Signs, signs, everywhere a sign” 




In a veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


Brian B. sends this sign from a Florida air conditioning company:

"Your wife is hot ....... fix the air conditioner."


At the electric company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."


In a restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."


In the front yard of a funeral home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."


In a Tokyo hotel:

Please take advantage of the chamber maid.


At a propane filling station:

"Thank Heaven for little grills."


In a Chicago radiator shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."


Sign on the back of a septic tank truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."


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Comment balloon 8 commentsJoe Petrowsky • October 12 2018 02:05PM


Thanks you capped it off with the best sign....

Sign on the back of a septic tank truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."

Posted by Sham Reddy CRS, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) about 2 years ago

Good morning Joe. No caution necessary! By now we all know what the septic tank truck is carrying. Enjoy your day 

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) about 2 years ago

This is very funny.  Thanks, Joe Petrowsky for making me laugh this morning.  They are all funny quotes. 

Have a great day and keep up the good AR work!

Posted by Dee Toohey, Broker, ABR, AHWD, CIPS, FMS, ePro (Innovative Realty Solutions Group) about 2 years ago

Good morning, Joe... these are a hoot! Thanks for the early morning giggle! Great way to start the day!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Realty) about 2 years ago

Good morning, Joe Petrowsky thanks so much for the chuckles this morning....all good ones...

Posted by Barbara Todaro, Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team (RE/MAX Executive Realty - Retired ) about 2 years ago

Good morning and thanks for the grins!

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (406-270-3667, kat@thehousekat.com, Broker, Blackstone Realty Group - brokered by eXp Realty) about 2 years ago

I saw a reblog of your post and I wanted to thank you for the laughs Joe Petrowsky .

Posted by Bob "RealMan" Timm, Owner of Ward Co. Notary Services, retired Realtor (Ward County Notary Services) about 2 years ago

I think all of those are brilliant and than ks for saving the best for last.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) about 2 years ago