“Signs, signs, everywhere a sign”
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Brian B. sends this sign from a Florida air conditioning company:
"Your wife is hot ....... fix the air conditioner."
At the electric company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."
In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
In a Tokyo hotel:
Please take advantage of the chamber maid.
At a propane filling station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills."
In a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
Sign on the back of a septic tank truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."
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