“ED AND LINDA FALL IN LOVE”

“ED AND LINDA FALL IN LOVE”

 

 

 

 

Ed and Linda met on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city, only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Linda to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Linda was indeed his soul mate and true love.

Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Linda to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Linda paused, then responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are, and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

Ed said, "It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

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Comment balloon 7 commentsJoe Petrowsky • September 26 2018 01:57PM

Comments

Good morning, Joe --- that was an unexpected "swing" in events.  It certainly caught me by surprise.

 

Posted by Michael Jacobs, Los Angeles Pasadena Area Real Estate 818.516.4393 (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage) 14 days ago

Good morning Joe. Ed has limited scope when it comes to thinking! Oh well! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 14 days ago

Good morning, Joe Petrowsky that's a good one...didn't expect that answer....  James Dray will appreciate this one.... 

Posted by Barbara Todaro, "Franklin MA Homes" (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 14 days ago

Morning Joe,

Thanks Barbara Todaro why yes, yes I love it.  Ed did have it right, those wrists have to be in the right position, when you make contact.

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) 14 days ago

Good morning Joe,

FORE!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) 14 days ago

Good morning Joe. Thanks for the morning chuckle. I enjoyed this.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 14 days ago

Yes that definitely demonstrates that is totally into golf.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 8 days ago

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