“Bon Voyage!!”

“Bon Voyage!!”

 

 

 

A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing  herself into the ocean, but just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome  young man stopped her.    

 

"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow.   I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food

every day, and keep  you happy."

 

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy,

the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small

but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would 
bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn.

 

Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine 
inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

 

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied.

"He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ."

 

"I see," the captain says.

 

Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."

 

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry.

 

 

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Comment balloon 11 commentsJoe Petrowsky • September 17 2018 01:48PM

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Well, sometimes it is esay to be taken in. 

Not much noise on the ocean

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) 28 days ago

That gave a great morning chuckle!!! Thanks for sharing that great joke!!!

Posted by Sham Reddy, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) 28 days ago

Morning Joe.

One is born every minute.  

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) 28 days ago

Haha, she should have realized when they were still underway after a week and a half!

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, Monroe NY, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) 28 days ago

Oh my goodness... never saw that punchline coming, but having ridden the Staten Island Ferry many times, I loved it.

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage | Charlotte, NC) 28 days ago

Good morning Joe. A cute one to start the day! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 28 days ago

Good morning, Joe Petrowsky OMG.... that's the funniest one yet.... didn't expect that punchline!

Posted by Barbara Todaro, "Franklin MA Homes" (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 28 days ago

Hi Joe Petrowsky - The best jokes are those when you don't expect the punchline! 

Posted by Sheri Sperry - MCNE®, (928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR® (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage) 28 days ago

Good morning Joe. Ta dum bum........This is pretty cute and you got me.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 28 days ago

Good one Joe. The sailor had pretty sweet arrangement but it was never going to go any where 

Posted by Debe Maxwell, CRS, Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods (www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310) 28 days ago

I was trying to figure out the punchline but again you had me completly fooled.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 27 days ago

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