“Happy Wife?”


“Happy Wife?”





An 80-year old man was arrested for shop lifting.

When he went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked him, "What did you steal?"

He replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge then asked him why he had stolen the can of peaches, and he replied that he was hungry.

The judge then asked him how many peaches were in the can.

He replied, "6."

The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could conclude the trial, the man's wife spoke up and asked the judge if she could say something.

The judge said, "What is it?"

The wife said, "He also stole a can of peas."  

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Comment balloon 9 commentsJoe Petrowsky • July 23 2018 07:23PM


Morning Joe.

If I were the man I would be seeking advice of legal consul.   ;~)

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) 10 months ago

Good morning, Joe Petrowsky lucky man....he can always count on the wife!

Posted by Barbara Todaro, Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 10 months ago

Oh, she is a mean one. I'm thinking the judge should have given HER the "pea" sentence since she was obviously aiding and abeting.

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, Monroe NY, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) 10 months ago

That was just too funny, Joe... and I could just see this happening!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage ) 10 months ago

That is funny - I will have to share this one with some friends

Posted by Lise Howe, Assoc. Broker and Attorney Licensed in DC, MD, VA, (Keller Williams Capital Properties) 10 months ago

Good morning Joe. Sounds like the man should have told the judge he stole the peas to get a longer vacation from his wife! Enjoy your day! 

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 10 months ago

Joe Petrowsky it sounds like the wife was giving him several days of prepared meals and exercise!

Posted by Bruce Hicks, Your Lifetime Friend/Helper! (Best Homes Hawaii) 10 months ago

I could see this one coming and I hope my wife will take pity on me at that age.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 10 months ago

Ouch! I have to agree with Kat Palmiotti on this one Joe Petrowsky .

Posted by Bob "RealMan" Timm, Owner of Ward Co. Notary Services, retired Realtor (Ward County Notary Services) 9 months ago