“A JEWISH DIVORCE”

“A JEWISH DIVORCE”

               

 

 

                A Jewish daughter says to her mother "I'm divorcing Nathan."

            "All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the

            size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."

            Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman.

            You live in an 8 bedroom mansion. You drive a $250,000 Ferrari.

            You get $2,000 a week allowance. You take 6 vacations a year and

            you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?

 

            NOW THAT'S A JEWISH MOTHER!

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Comment balloon 4 commentsJoe Petrowsky • July 11 2018 01:04PM

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Very good, Joe! Just about fell off my chair I was laughing so hard!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage | Charlotte, NC) about 2 months ago

Good morning Joe. Very cute. No further comment! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) about 2 months ago

Good morning Joe and ta da dum. I think this is a little odd but that's all I will say.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) about 2 months ago

Good joke and you even had the courage to use the V word in the sotry.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) about 2 months ago

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