“Food for Thought”

“Food for Thought”

 

 

 

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?  Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway..

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? 

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

 

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

 

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

  

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

 

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

 

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Comment balloon 13 commentsJoe Petrowsky • March 28 2018 03:24PM

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Hahaha. Oh my, I will never get any work done today while I'm thinking about all these crazy questions. There are no answers!

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) 5 months ago

Excellent list of things to ponder about!!! Thanks for sharing

Posted by Sham Reddy, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) 5 months ago

Good morning Joe. Some things to ponder for sure. Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) 5 months ago

Good morning, Joe Petrowsky  some are funny and others are distractions that I'll have all day!!

Posted by Barbara Todaro, "Franklin MA Homes" (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 5 months ago

Thank you  Joe Petrowsky for bringing the humor

Posted by Jim Harper (Atlanta Communities Real Estate ) 5 months ago

Hi Joe - Fun! Thanks for sharing these. I have my own thoughts about assassination vs murder.

 

Posted by Lottie Kendall, Serving San Francisco and the Silicon Valley (Pacific Union International) 5 months ago

Good ones Joe! And why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the jar?

Posted by Marte Cliff, your real estate writer (Marte Cliff Copywriting) 5 months ago

I’m like Kat......No work today, while I ponder all your questions!

Posted by Woody Edwards, A Realtor® Who Answers His Phone! (First Choice Realty, Inc) 4 months ago

This was pretty entertaining, Joe. Thanks for the early morning chuckle.

Jeff

Posted by Jeff Dowler, CRS, The Southern California Relocation Dude - Carlsbad (Solutions Real Estate ) 4 months ago

Joe, I am now traumatized. I have always had a problem with leaving questions unanswered. I may be up all night trying to provide answers.

Thanks for the chuckles.

Posted by John Wiley, Lee County, FL Real Estate GRI, SRES,GREEN,PSA (Right Move Real Estate Group- EXP Realty) 4 months ago

Joe Petrowsky Thanks for levity in the morning, starts my day with a smile!

Posted by Pete Baranowsky Jr, Selling Good Homes, Priced Right, Quickly (The Castle Team at Maximum One Realty Greater Atlanata) 4 months ago

All to do about nothing yet interesting enough to recess our actions momentarily for something about nothing. Thanks for the break. 

Posted by Kimo Jarrett, Pro Lifestyle Solutions (WikiWiki Realty) 4 months ago

Very thought provoking!  Always thought the Professor was a little unfocused...!

Posted by Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty, Fifteen Years Experience in Brevard County (Bucci Realty, Inc.) 4 months ago

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