“The other morning it had been snowing all night. So, the morning goes like this”

“The other morning it had been snowing all night. So, the morning goes like this”

 

 

 

8:00   I made a snowman.

8:10   A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15   So, I made a snow woman.

8:17   The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

8:20   The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:25   The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28   I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31   The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

8:40   Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.

8:42   I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon.

8:45  Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I joke, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.

8:52   My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00   I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10   I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29   A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we live in today!

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Comment balloon 6 commentsJoe Petrowsky • February 28 2018 08:02PM

Comments

Good morning, Joe Petrowsky it sure as hell is the America we live in today...

Posted by Barbara Todaro, "Franklin MA Homes" (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 8 months ago

Morning Joe.

It sure is the way America is headed.  Pity, it has come to that

 

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) 8 months ago

That's pretty much typical day in America. News of no substance flood the communication channels, tv, internet, social media.  How about some positive stories for a change?

Posted by Sham Reddy, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) 8 months ago

Good morning Joe. Sad but true! Very good! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 8 months ago

Good morning Joe,

To be politically correct, maybe someday the laypeople with get active again!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) 8 months ago

Good morning Joe. The simple snowman is simply the best and really needs no explanation.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 8 months ago

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