“There is a Reason I don’t Text very often”

“There is a Reason I don’t Text very often”

 

 

 

 

PHIL'S TEXT:

Hi Harry,

This is Phil next door. I have a confession to make, I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around, in fact, probably more than you. I haven't been able to get it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again. Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.

Regards, Phil

 

HARRY'S RESPONSE:

Harry, feeling betrayed and furious, immediately dropped his iPhone, ran next door and, without saying a word, slashed all Phil's tires, ripped out his mail box, threw his BBQ and lawn furniture in the pool, and splattered paint all over his garage door. 

He then returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink, sat down on the sofa, picked up his phone and saw he had a second message from his neighbor sent a few seconds after the first.

PHIL'S SECOND MESSAGE:

Hi Harry,

This is Phil next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out anyway, and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed 'WiFi' to 'Wife.'

Isn't technology great?

Regards, Phil

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Comment balloon 8 commentsJoe Petrowsky • February 20 2018 03:22PM

Comments

I knew something had to be wrong with that Text , but didn't see it coming !

Posted by Michael J. Perry, Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist (KW Elite ) 7 months ago

That hilrious!!! I am still laughing!!! Thanks for sharing

Posted by Sham Reddy, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) 7 months ago

Oops, well I can understand the anger, but that is what happens when you don't stop and think first!

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) 7 months ago

Morning Joe.

Damn technology, which reminds me revenge is best served cold..  Harry should have waited until he cooled off

 

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) 7 months ago

Good morning Joe. Between auto-correct and my typing skills, I get it! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 7 months ago

Good morning Joe. This is bizarre and a bit off putting for me. Nonetheless, enjoy the day.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 7 months ago

Oops! And I wonder how he would be explaining that to his wife!

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, Monroe NY, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) 7 months ago

hahahhahahaha .... that was a costly autocorrect.  Happy Wednesday Joe Petrowsky 

Posted by Kathleen Daniels, San Jose Homes for Sale-Probate & Trust Specialist (KD Realty - 408.972.1822) 7 months ago

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