“I wonder what the Officer was thinking?”

“I wonder what the Officer was thinking?”

 

 

 

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 feet 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 feet 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

 

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Comment balloon 9 commentsJoe Petrowsky • January 09 2018 02:59PM

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Hahaha...  I'm surprised she bothered reporting him missing!

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) 3 months ago

Morning Joe.

Wishful thinking, I suspect some of the same reasons she gave them false information, in hopes he would never be found

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) 3 months ago

Well as long as you have a chance to upgrade take advantage of it.

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) 3 months ago

Good morning Joe. A good lesson about asking more questions to learn the real truth! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) 3 months ago

Good morning Joe and ta dum bum. This is rough but kinda funny too. Have a good day.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 3 months ago

Ahh Joe, another in a long line of great stories.  Can't wait for the next episode.

Posted by David A. Weaver, 24 years helping folks finance their dreams. (Peoples Bank & Trust Co.) 3 months ago

Nice one Joe. I guess sometimes it helps to create an alternate reality 

Posted by Debe Maxwell, CRS, Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods (www.AtHomesCharlotte.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310) 3 months ago

Now this one I saw the punch line coming as well as the wife's wishful thinking.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 3 months ago

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