“Happy Ending?”

“Happy Ending?”

 

 

 

 

A couple was invited to a swanky New Year's Eve costume party.

Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He protested, but she said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.

So, he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early enough, decided to go to the party.

Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little touch here and a little kiss there.

His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished.... Naturally, since he was her husband.

Finally, over the loud music he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.

So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had.

He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

"Did you dance much?"

"You know, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Browning, and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to..."

 

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Comment balloon 8 commentsJoe Petrowsky • January 09 2018 02:18PM

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Good morning Joe.  No better way to kick off the day than with a smile!  Make it a great one in all ways my friend. 

Posted by John McCormack, AlbuquerqueHomes.com, Albuquerque Homes Realty (Albuquerque Homes Realty * www.AlbuquerqueHomes.com) 8 months ago

Surprise!!!!!  I wonder if she fessed up.

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, Monroe NY, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) 8 months ago

He upstaged her by a mile. Love that story!!! Thanks for the morning chuckle!!!

Posted by Sham Reddy, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) 8 months ago

Thanks Joe Petrowsky ... go to see your blog posts in the stream of things here at AR. 

Posted by Andrew Mooers | 207.532.6573, Northern Maine Real Estate-Aroostook County Broker (MOOERS REALTY) 8 months ago

Never saw that one coming... this one is hysterical, Joe. Thanks for the early morning laugh.

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage | Charlotte, NC) 8 months ago

Good morning Joe. You just have to be careful or curious! Your pick. Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) 8 months ago

I should have seen that coming but I didn't and it made it all the better.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 8 months ago

Good morning Joe. This was a really good one. I didn't see it coming. Loved it.

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