“Big Brother, No Sir, it’s Amazon”

“Big Brother, No Sir, it’s Amazon”


A pizza customer calls his favorite local pizza parlor and asks: "Is this Mike's Pizza?

Pizza Operator: "No, sir, we are now Amazon Pizza. Do you want your usual"?

Customer: "How do you know my usual?"

Amazon Pizza: "Well sir, our records indicate you ordered pizza with pastrami and thick crust for your last seven orders. Do you want that?"

Customer: "Well, ok"

Amazon Pizza: "Sir, could I suggest you add some vegetables, this time"

Customer: "Why do you say that, I hate vegetables?"

Amazon Pizza: "Sir, by cross matching phone numbers we find that your medical records indicate you have a cholesterol problem."

Customer: "I don't need vegetables, I take anti-cholesterol medication"

Amazon Pizza: "But sir, we see that you have not reorder your medication in 4 months"

Customer: "To show you how much you know, I recently purchased over- the-counter cholesterol medication."

Amazon Pizza: "But sir your credit card shows no such charge."

Customer: "To show you how little you know, I paid in cash."

Amazon Pizza: "But sir, your bank account shows no cash withdrawals in some time but our location finder on your iPhone indicates you are at the corner of 4th and Main and our drug distribution center is only a half a block down Main. Would you like me to order the medication to be ready for your arrival?

Customer: "This is too much. I am being hounded and spied on. Where is my privacy? I want to leave the country!"

Amazon Pizza: "Sir, I'm sorry to inform you, your passport expired five months ago, but if you go on our web site and click "Renew" we can have it processed and delivered to you within 5 days for only $50."

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Comment balloon 7 commentsJoe Petrowsky • January 08 2018 08:02PM


This is totally plausible. 

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) about 2 months ago

Morning Joe.

Sounds like something, while trying to be funny is so true.  Would not surprise me one bit 

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) about 2 months ago

Good morning Joe. It is coming to that real soon! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) about 2 months ago

Its scary, but not too far from what is coming down the pike or already here!!! No privacy at all in our lives!!! Unfortunate, but true

Posted by Sham Reddy, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) about 2 months ago

this is funny until you think about the fact that it is true- or nearly so - and then it isn't so funny!  I just told Joan Cox my experience with my new HP printer - I couldn't download the driver until I signed up for them to send me replacement cartridges - now they know how many pages I print - and they send me a notification when I "exceed" the projected number of pages

Posted by Lise Howe, Assoc. Broker and Attorney Licensed in DC, MD, VA, (Keller Williams Capital Properties) about 2 months ago

Good morning, Joe Petrowsky that's not even funny.... I'd be pissed.

Posted by Barbara Todaro, "Franklin MA Homes" (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) about 2 months ago

I think I am exhausted just be reading this. It funny but not funny HaHa.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) about 2 months ago