“Not Sure I Would Want to Live There”

“Not Sure I Would Want to Live There”

 

 

 

A college student could not take his seminar final exam because of a funeral.

"No problem," the teacher told him. "Make it up the following week." That week came, and again he couldn't take the test due to another funeral.

"You'll have to take the test early next week," the professor insisted. "I can't keep postponing it."

"I'll take the test next week if no one dies," the undergrad replied.

By now I the instructor was suspicious. "How can you have so many people you know pass away in three weeks?"

"I don't know any of these people," the student exclaimed. "But I'm the only gravedigger in town."

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Comment balloon 8 commentsJoe Petrowsky • November 08 2017 02:53PM

Comments

You got a very good point, but ditch diggers too have a job to do!!!

Posted by Sham Reddy, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) 6 months ago

Aha! I think they need to get some heavy machinery at that cemetery.

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) 6 months ago

You got me on this one!  LOL!

Posted by Sheri Sperry - MCNE®, (928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR® (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage) 6 months ago

Good morning Joe.

Job security comes to mind.  Good one thanks

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) 6 months ago

At least he is working but I see ptoblems ahead!

Posted by Eva B. Liland with Century 21 Doug Anderson, Glad to be of Service (Century 21 Doug Anderson) 6 months ago

Good morning Joe. Sometimes you have a valid excuse! Too funny! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) 6 months ago

Good morning Joe and ta dum bum........I never saw this coming but did laugh.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 6 months ago

I should have guessed the ending but I wanted to be in on the joke.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 6 months ago

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