“Dying has its Price”

“Dying has its Price”

 

 

 

Moshe died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sarah turned to her oldest and dearest friend. "Ah, well, Moshe would be pleased," she said.

"You're right," replied Ruth, who lowered her voice and leaned in close "So, go on, how much did this really cost?"

"All of it," said Sarah. "Forty thousand dollars."

"Aw, no!", Ruth exclaimed, "I mean, it was a very grand affair, but $40,000?"

Sarah answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $1,000 to the Synagogue. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $1,000. The rest went for the Memorial Stone."

Ruth computed quickly.

"Oy Vey! For the love of God, Sarah, $31,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?"

"3 carats."

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Comment balloon 5 commentsJoe Petrowsky • November 02 2017 01:58PM

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Good morning, Joe Petrowsky ....that Sarah's a smart gal....

Posted by Barbara Todaro, "Franklin MA Homes" (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 3 months ago

Good morning Joe. She needed something to remember Moshe! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) 3 months ago

Good morning Joe and ta dum bum. I heard this before but it is cute.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 3 months ago

I had seen this joke posted before but it is just as funny the second time around.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 3 months ago

Memorials come in all shapes and sizes for sure.

Posted by David A. Weaver, 24 years helping folks finance their dreams. (Peoples Bank & Trust Co.) 3 months ago

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