“A Hail Mary for Sure!”

“A Hail Mary for Sure!”

 

 

 

 

 

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.

They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some very outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop-dead gorgeous" blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?

So, the next day they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again, she nodded at each of them, and said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute, young lady."

"Yes, Father?"

"We are priests and proud of it; but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"

She replied, "Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen."

 

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Comment balloon 12 commentsJoe Petrowsky • August 11 2017 01:02PM

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HAHA. That was a good one. I bet they never looked at her the same.

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, Monroe NY, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) about 1 year ago

That one caught me by surprise! Thanks for the morning laugh!

Posted by Nathan Gesner, Broker / Property Manager (American West Realty and Management) about 1 year ago

Good morning, Joe... now this one is really, really good! Never saw that punch line coming!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage | Charlotte, NC) about 1 year ago

Good morning Joe. Nuns get a vacation too! Cute! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) about 1 year ago

Well, someone forgato to kep their destination quiet.   Never know who youu may see

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) about 1 year ago

Good morning Joe,

Sometimes we do not see the forest for the trees!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) about 1 year ago

Good morning Joe. Ta dum bum........This really did make me laugh. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) about 1 year ago

Well I wasn't expecting that punch line!

Posted by Liz and Bill Spear, RE/MAX Elite Warren County OH (Cincinnati/Dayton) (RE/MAX Elite 513.520.5305 www.LizTour.com) about 1 year ago

What I like about your jokes is that the punchline is not something you know halfway through the telling.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) about 1 year ago

Best laugh of the day for sure.  Thanks again.

Posted by David A. Weaver, 24 years helping folks finance their dreams. (Peoples Bank & Trust Co.) about 1 year ago

Hi Joe - ha ha now that was a very funny one.  Everyone needs to be in cognato.

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) about 1 year ago

OMG - forgive me Father for I have definitely spilled my coffee laughing out loud at this one! 

Posted by Lise Howe, Assoc. Broker and Attorney Licensed in DC, MD, VA, (Keller Williams Capital Properties) about 1 year ago

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