“That’s One Way to get to the Center of the Earth”

“That’s One Way to get to the Center of the Earth”

 

 

 

Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they walked along they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and were amazed at the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over there.  Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."

So, they picked it up and carried it over and count one, two, three and heaved it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what it was all about, an old farmer saunters up. "Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole!"

The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible. I had him chained to a transmission."

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Comment balloon 7 commentsJoe Petrowsky • July 11 2017 01:09PM

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Good morning Joe. You had me wondering about the transmission! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) 10 months ago

Good morning, Joe... sure didn't see that one coming! Thanks for the early morning chuckle.

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (RE/MAX Executive | Charlotte, NC) 10 months ago

Good morning Joe Petrowsky,

OMG..that is a funny one..I did now see that one coming and wondering where it was going! Thank you for the morning funny!

Posted by Dorie Dillard, Serving Buyers & Sellers in NW Austin Real Estate (Coldwell Banker United Realtors® ~ 512.346.1799) 10 months ago

Oh, Joe Petrowsky I did see that punch line coming from the center of the Earth. Still a good one!

Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (Realty One Group) 10 months ago

I should have seen this one coming so I need to brush up on my redneck.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 10 months ago

HA.  I can almost picute this as Ole and Sven.

Thanks for the chuckle.

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) 10 months ago

Good morning Joe. Ta dum bum......I actually felt badly after reading this.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 10 months ago

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