“Lots of Bull in this Story”

“Lots of Bull in this Story”

 

 

 

The only cow in a small town in Texas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a super milk cow up in Terra Haute, Indiana, for $2,000.

They bought the cow from an Indiana dairy and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk every day, and the people were pleased and very happy.

They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.

Whenever the bull came close to the cow, however, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.

The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.

They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side."

The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow in Indiana?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Indiana?"

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Indiana..."

 

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Comment balloon 10 commentsJoe Petrowsky • June 29 2017 02:47PM

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Good morning, Joe... this is really a good one... and thanks much for the early morning laugh... a great way to start the day!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (RE/MAX Executive | Charlotte, NC) about 1 year ago

Haha. I'm sure the Vet had some tips for changing that cow's behavior!

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) about 1 year ago

Thanks, Joe, for adding smiles to our faces.

Have a great day and an outstanding week.

Posted by Roy Kelley, Roy and Dolores Kelley Photographs (Realty Group Referrals) about 1 year ago

Good morning Joe Petrowsky. Your tale suggests a formula for  controlling world population growth.

Posted by Randy Hilman, Associate Broker, What Matters to You, Means Everything to Me! (Randy Hilman Homes) about 1 year ago

LOL, did not see that coming. thanks for the smiles today.

Posted by Donald Urschalitz, P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County (One World Realty Inc.) about 1 year ago

Joe Petrowsky I am going to be visiting this post from you again at the end of the day to read all the excuss from our female associates here in the Rain! Good one!

Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (Realty National) about 1 year ago

LMAO.  WEll, I could make another comment but I will let it stand.

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) about 1 year ago

Good morning Joe. A surprisinly funny ending! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) about 1 year ago

Thanks Joe, always need a good laugh to start my day. 

Posted by Bob Betel, President, Allstar Home Mortgage, Inc (Allstar Home Mortgage, Inc.) about 1 year ago

Good morning Joe and ta dum bum. Very cute. Hope your birthday was wonderful.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) about 1 year ago

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