“Would it be Time to Renegotiate the Deal?”

“Would it be Time to Renegotiate the Deal?”

 

 

 

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While in route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness, because the man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife, naked as a jay bird, with a man, totally nude also. The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouts, "Don't do it!  I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Porsche I gave you. HE paid for your new 25 ft. Ranger Fishing Boat. HE paid for your football season tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for your golf trip to St Andrews and your new 4 x 4. HE paid for our country club membership and he even pays the monthly dues. And because of HIM, I can put an extra $2,000 in our checking account each month."

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and asks, "What would you do?"

The cabby replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold."

 

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Comment balloon 5 commentsJoe Petrowsky • May 01 2017 02:17PM

Comments

Thanks, Joe, for my first really good laugh of the morning! This was the first post I read today and it started my day off just great!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor (RE/MAX Executive | Charlotte, NC) 9 months ago

Good morning Joe. Even when you know what is coming, it is still hilarious! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) 9 months ago

Good morning Joe. This is very funny and I enjoyed the morning chuckle. TY

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 9 months ago

Joe Petrowsky On reading this 'true story' I wonder why I can't be so lucky in life? Damn it; guess I have to move to New England!

Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (Realty One Group) 9 months ago

I think I saw the punch line coming but it was still funny. Thanks for sharing needed humor.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 9 months ago

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