“WHY WOMEN MAKE BETTER ASSASSINS”

“WHY WOMEN MAKE BETTER ASSASSINS”

 

 

 

 

The C I A had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the C I A agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."

 

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife. The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.

 

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife.  The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home.

 

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow. "The gun was loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to kill him with the chair.

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Comment balloon 7 commentsJoe Petrowsky • April 06 2017 02:00PM

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Hahahahahaha.

Well, I bet she got the job.

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, Monroe NY, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) over 1 year ago

I am speechless, Joe. I can clearly see that I will need to make sure that chair is bolted to the floor when Sandy enters the room!

Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (Realty National) over 1 year ago

Doesn't sound like a Psalm 31 wife, to me Joe Petrowsky ...LOL

Posted by Doug Dawes, Your Personal Realtor® (Keller Williams Realty - Topsfield, MA) over 1 year ago

Good morning Joe,

Some days it is do or die!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) over 1 year ago

Good morning Joe. This one is hard to read, but I get it. Not really funny though.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) over 1 year ago

Good morning Joe. One tough woman! Enjoy your day! 

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) over 1 year ago

Sounds like my second wife got the job. Lucky for me we divorced before this happened.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) over 1 year ago

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