“He became Wealthy for a Reason, Pretty Smart”

“He became Wealthy for a Reason, Pretty Smart”

 

 

 

Mike, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Mike's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. At their very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Mike, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Mike replied, "Girlfriend? Cindy's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask: "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"

"I lied about my age," Mike replied.

"What? Did you tell her you were only 50?"

Mike smiled and said, "No, I told her I was 90."

 

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Comment balloon 7 commentsJoe Petrowsky • March 23 2017 06:58PM

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Interesting perspective here, everything is not as it seems. Thanks for sharing your story.

Posted by Peter Mohylsky, Your Bucket List Broker in Destin, Fl.. (BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS REAL ESTATE) about 1 year ago

Haha. Well, isn't she going to be disappointed when he lives to be 120.

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) about 1 year ago

Good Morning Joe - yes that is about right.  Who is the real trophy here.

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) about 1 year ago

Great joke, Joe Petrowsky and this is one I will have to remember and hope that I can find a blonde

Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (Realty One Group) about 1 year ago

Good morning Joe. Sometimes being older has advantages! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) about 1 year ago

When making a sale, it's important to know what the buyer wants! Great analogy for our business. Have a great day!

Posted by Nathan Gesner, Broker / Property Manager (American West Realty & Management) about 1 year ago

Not only is he wealthy but also extremely intelligent. Afterall, you can't take it with you.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) about 1 year ago

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