“This Group is Pretty Smart!”

“This Group is Pretty Smart!”

 

 

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man

managed to find his car and fall into it.

He sat there for a few minutes as several other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'

"I doubt it", said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

 

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Comment balloon 8 commentsJoe Petrowsky • March 10 2017 03:19PM

Comments

Hahaha. Well, now he obviously did a great job!

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) about 2 months ago

Good morning Joe,

The old radio announcer from here comes to mind!

Funniest Foster Brooks bit on Dean Martin Roast of Don Rickles ...

ake yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Nothnagle) about 2 months ago

LOL! Joe, I have to say that is one I have not heard before. Thanks!

Posted by Nathan Gesner, Broker / Property Manager (American West Realty & Management) about 2 months ago

Good morning Joe! Now that is good planning! Very funny! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) about 2 months ago

You squeezed a laugh out of me this morning with this one, Joe Petrowsky ! I could almost see this actually happening.

Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI NMLS#1483386, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (Realty One) about 2 months ago

Good morning Joe. I certainly didn't see this coming. Pretty funny actually, but also sad and scary.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) about 2 months ago

Hahahahah ... and it worked!  Now all the truly drunk drivers are on the road. That actually happened to me one night.  I did get pulled over after leaving a pub and I had not been drinking alcohol.  I actually said to the cop ... my friend is the drunk one and you follow me. 

Posted by Kathleen Daniels, San Jose Homes for Sale - Probate Broker (KD Realty - 408.972.1822) about 2 months ago

It is always fun to read a joke that you have never been seen before.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) about 2 months ago

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