“Southern Divorce Hearing....Priceless!”

“Southern Divorce Hearing....Priceless!”

 

 

 

 

A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

"About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband's parents."

The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz we don't have a car."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music - all that hip hop and rap trap - but we can't seem to do anything about it."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why in the hell do you want a divorce?

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce, my husband does. The damn fool says he can't communicate with me."

 

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Comment balloon 13 commentsJoe Petrowsky • March 01 2017 07:30PM

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Communication is the key to most any relationship. Thanks for the funny 

Posted by Peter Mohylsky, Your Bucket List Broker in Destin, Fl.. (BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS REAL ESTATE) 8 months ago

Well, I can certainly understand that husband's frustration!

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) 8 months ago

Great one, Joe Petrowsky I could almost visualize Abbott and Costello coming up with a similar joke. Oh; they did!

Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI NMLS#1483386, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (Realty One Group) 8 months ago

I can't stop laughing.  Thanks for a few laughs to begin my day!!!

Posted by Sham Reddy, CRS (H E R Realty, Dayton, OH) 8 months ago

I saw that one coming. Thanks for sharing this morning!

Posted by Nathan Gesner, Broker / Property Manager (American West Realty & Management) 8 months ago

Good morning Joe. Her husband should be granted a divorce on the spot! Too funny! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) 8 months ago

Bodda bing , bodda boom ! Thanks for the morning chuckle !!!!!!!

Posted by Michael J. Perry, Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist (KW Elite ) 8 months ago

This is hilarious.  Thanks for the morning laugh!

Posted by Diana White-Pettis, GRI, CDPE, CNE, WHC Upper Marlboro Homes for Sale (Exit Bennett Realty ) 8 months ago

Thanks for this little ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. Being from Oklahoma I feel fortunate I didn't marry this woman.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 8 months ago

Good morning Joe. Ta dum bum.....I guess this may actually be a regional thing.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 8 months ago

Good Morning Joe - well, I certainly can understand why he can't communicate.

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) 8 months ago

Joe- you're absolutely right...this is priceless!!!   

Posted by Kathy Streib, Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224 (Room Service Home Staging) 8 months ago

I think she would make a fine attorney. But I believe she must be from New York; not the south.

Posted by Cheryl Dukes . . . . . Intown Atlanta (Solid Source Realty, Inc.) 7 months ago

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