“Sometimes it’s Better to be Lucky”

“Sometimes it’s Better to be Lucky”

 

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for a few years, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally went bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day, 'little sister' called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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Comment balloon 12 commentsJoe Petrowsky • January 27 2017 04:01PM

Comments

Good Morning Joe Petrowsky 

You got me on that one. I'm sitting here ROFLMBO

Posted by Doug Dawes, Your Personal Realtor® (Keller Williams Realty - Topsfield, MA) 10 months ago

Faith and trust and protection. Can't beat the combination Joe Petrowsky .

Posted by Andrew Mooers, Northern Maine Real Estate-Aroostook County Broker (MOOERS REALTY) 10 months ago

Hahaha. I'm surprised his girlfriend didn't already know where they were kept - I bet she wondered forever whether he was running away or not.

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) 10 months ago

Got me too! Good one to start the day!

Posted by Dennis Swartz, ABR, CRB, CRS, GRI, CMCA, MBA...experience counts! (Rickert Property Management) 10 months ago

Good morning Joe. A secret nobody has to know! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) 10 months ago

Never saw this punchline coming, Joe! So funny... will have to remember this one.

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Area Realtor (RE/MAX Executive | Charlotte, NC) 10 months ago

Perfect way to begin my day,  Joe Petrowsky. Can you only imagine if this had not been the case? A shotgun wedding with the younger sister?

Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI NMLS#1483386, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (Realty One Group) 10 months ago

Good morning Joe. I love the title and thought this was going in another direction. That said it was very funny. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 10 months ago

Joe that is totally unexpected loved the moral of the story:))Endre

Posted by Endre Barath, Jr., Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002 (Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices) 10 months ago

OMG!! Can't stop laughing! Thank you, Joe!

Posted by Colleen Ferrary, Building the world's largest golf network communit (Small Business USA www.SmallBusinessUS.com) 10 months ago

Good morning Joe Petrowsky , What an awesome story!  Lucky! Lucky! Lucky!

Posted by Larry Johnston, Broker,Friends & Neighbors Real Estate, Elkhart,IN (Broker, Friends & Neighbors Real Estate and Elkhart County Subdivisions, LLC) 10 months ago

I love the moral to the story Joe. I hope all is well with you.

Posted by Noah Seidenberg, Chicagoland and Suburbs (800) 858-7917 (Coldwell Banker) 10 months ago

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