“Men and their Pictures”

“Men and their Pictures”

 

 

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of theircars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawledout of their cars, the woman said, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothingleft, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we shouldmeet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn't break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handedthe bottle to the man.

The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman.

The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and

handed it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."

 

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Comment balloon 8 commentsJoe Petrowsky • December 21 2016 03:28PM

Comments

Hahaha. That was mean and ingenious all at the same time.

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) 6 months ago

Good morning, Joe Petrowsky that's one smart woman.... thanks for the chuckle...

Posted by Barbara Todaro, "Franklin MA Homes" (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 6 months ago

Interesting situation, thanks for sharing the story,. I chuckled..

Posted by Peter Mohylsky, Your Bucket List Broker in Destin, Fl.. (BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS REAL ESTATE) 6 months ago

Now this is a really good one, Joe. Loved it. Love smart women! Have a great day!

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Area Realtor (RE/MAX Executive | Charlotte, NC) 6 months ago

Joe Petrowsky Sorry, but I saw this one coming. Damn women drivers always trying to get the 'edge'!

Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI NMLS#1483386, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (Realty One) 6 months ago

Good morning Joe,

Good one for New Year's eve to not drink and drive.

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Nothnagle) 6 months ago

Good morning Joe. This is terrific and I really enjoyed it. Happy New Year.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 6 months ago

I have to say I saw this coming. This is something my second wife would have done.

Posted by Joe Pryor, REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties (The Virtual Real Estate Team) 6 months ago

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