“A Guilt Mind?”

“A Guilt Mind?”

 

 

 

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he asks, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my back with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

 

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Comment balloon 14 commentsJoe Petrowsky • December 19 2016 03:36PM

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good morning, Joe Petrowsky that's a good one.... I've heard it before but it's still makes me laugh...

Posted by Barbara Todaro, "Franklin MA Homes" (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 5 months ago

Joe Petrowsky Nice one for a nice laugh! Now, this should send a lesson to always clarify things first before giving an answer, if it's something which you barely had a memory of.

Posted by Desare Kohn-Laski Skye Louis Realty, Residential Real Estate (Skye Louis Realty) 5 months ago

Hahaha. A simple, "and who are you?" would have been a better response!

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) 5 months ago

Good morning Joe.  Sounds like he had a guilty mind, Thanks for the smile on this crusty old face.

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) 5 months ago

A reminder to get clear facts before showing all your cards.  lol

Thanks for the chuckle this morning Joe.

Posted by Tom Arstingstall, General Contractor, Dry Rot, Water Damage Sacramento, El Dorado County - (916) 765-5366, General Contractor, Dry Rot and Water Damage (Dry Rot and Water Damage www.tromlerconstruction.com Mobile - 916-765-5366) 5 months ago

Good morning Joe,

An oldie and still a goodie!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Nothnagle) 5 months ago

Good morning Joe. A twist on an oldie but goodie! Some degree of guilt here! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) 5 months ago

Good morning Joe. This is really funny. I hope you have a great day and a Happy, Healthy and Prosperous New Year.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 5 months ago

Joe,

Thanks for the great laugh.  That was too funny.  Have a Happy New Year!

Diana

Posted by Diana White-Pettis, GRI, CDPE, CNE, Upper Marlboro Homes for Sale (Exit Bennett Realty ) 5 months ago

Oops!  A good one, Joe Petrowsky ...

Looking forward to more from you in 2017 ... Happy New Year!

Gene

Posted by Gene Mundt, IL/WI Mortgage Originator - FHA/VA/Conv/Jumbo/Portfolio/Refi, 708.921.6331 - 40+ yrs experience (NMLS #216987, IL Lic. 031.0006220, WI Licensed. APMC NMLS #175656) 5 months ago

Hi Joe- I am laughing and also have a big smile on my face. 

Posted by Kathy Streib, Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224 (Room Service Home Staging) 5 months ago

I came over to congratulate you on your latest point milestone but got a big laugh instead.  Good one!

Posted by Susan Haughton, The Susan & Mindy Team...Your Concierge Agents (Long and Foster REALTORS (703) 470-4545) 5 months ago

Joe, I did see that punch line coming.  

Congratulations on reaching the 2 Million Point Milestone.

Happy New Year!!

Posted by Kathleen Daniels, San Jose Homes for Sale - Probate Broker (KD Realty - 408.972.1822) 5 months ago

Love your sense of humor and always look forward to your posts, serious or not.  Have a fabulous 2017!

 

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