“A Motivational Seminar?”

“A Motivational Seminar?”




The speaker starts off the event by asking for some audience participation.

He says "How many of you have sex once a day?" Many people raise their hands.

"Okay, how many of you do it once a week?" A few more folks raise their hands.

"Okay, how about once a month?" A few more sheepishly raise their hands.

"Okay, how many of you have sex once a year?" A little guy in the front row is jumping up and down and raising both hands.

The speaker says "Sir, you only have sex once a year?

The guy yells, "Yes! And tonight's the night!"


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Comment balloon 5 commentsJoe Petrowsky • December 12 2016 01:34PM


I'm betting most people didn't even bother to raise their hands at all, so kudos to Mr. Anxious!

Posted by Kat Palmiotti, The House Kat (Grand Lux Realty, Monroe NY, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com) almost 2 years ago

Good morning Joe. Timing is everything. Just ask the man who gave the last answer! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker - Retired (Wayne M Martin) almost 2 years ago

Good morning Joe,

Hopefully he does not get to excited at the wrong time!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) almost 2 years ago

Joe, that would certainly seem like a good reason to be so excited 

What is that line?  "Much like Christmas ... it only comes once a year."

Posted by Kathleen Daniels, San Jose Homes for Sale-Probate & Trust Specialist (KD Realty - 408.972.1822) almost 2 years ago

This is the nice content for students. I appreciate your efforts in organizing such seminar. You can collaborate with papers owl they provide help for students. So you match each other!

Posted by Michael Sisemore (123) 5 months ago