“A Motivational Seminar?”
The speaker starts off the event by asking for some audience participation.
He says "How many of you have sex once a day?" Many people raise their hands.
"Okay, how many of you do it once a week?" A few more folks raise their hands.
"Okay, how about once a month?" A few more sheepishly raise their hands.
"Okay, how many of you have sex once a year?" A little guy in the front row is jumping up and down and raising both hands.
The speaker says "Sir, you only have sex once a year?
The guy yells, "Yes! And tonight's the night!"
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