“Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men”

“Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men”

 

 

1. Every year you get a brand-new crop to choose from.

2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

3. One usually makes a better pie.

4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.

6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.

7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush-filled head to begin with.

8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

 

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Comment balloon 9 commentsJoe Petrowsky • October 27 2016 06:15AM

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Joe, LOL, thanks for the laugh! I really needed that tonight. 

Posted by Andrea Swiedler, Realtor, Southern Litchfield County CT (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage) 7 months ago

Joe funny but true, I think that is what they should do with politicians one season and then if they smell throw them out:)))Endre

Posted by Endre Barath, Jr., Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002 (Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices) 7 months ago

Good morning Joe Petrowsky ,

Thanks for the chuckle this morning! LOL! Glad to see a post from you!

Posted by Dorie Dillard, Serving Buyers & Sellers in NW Austin Real Estate (Coldwell Banker United Realtors® ~ 512.346.1799) 7 months ago

Good morning Joe,

All truism's and occasionally become a carriage until midnight.

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Nothnagle) 7 months ago

Good morning Joe. A nice chuckle on a really dreary day. Thank you.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 7 months ago

Hi Joe Petrowsky - I now see pumpkins in a different light!  LOL

Posted by Sheri Sperry - MCNE®, (928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR® (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage) 7 months ago

Good morning Joe! Great post for this day! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) 7 months ago

Hi Joe Petrowsky I thinlk a lot of women will take your advice.

Bill Roberts

Posted by Bill Roberts, "Baby Boomer" Retirement Planner (Brooks and Dunphy Real Estate) 7 months ago

Good Morning Joe - this is a cute analogy to our elections.  Have a great day.

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) 6 months ago

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