“A Quick Thinking Priest and Customs Officer!”

“A Quick Thinking Priest and Customs Officer!”

 

 

A female college student coming back from Europe is sitting next to a priest.

She: "Excuse me could you do me a favor? I used the very last of my vacation money to buy an expensive artisanal razor. It's so beautiful it's a piece of sculpture. I have no money to pay any duty fees when we land. Could you bring it through customs for me?"

Father: "Sure but as priest I cannot lie about it." and then puts the razor in a pocket of his robe.

Upon arriving the Customs Officer asked, "Do you have anything to declare?"

Father: "From the top of my head to waist I have nothing to declare."

Customs Officer: "That's an odd answer. Do you have anything BELOW your waist you would like to declare?"

Priest: "Yes I have something that was created by a master, held by the hand, made for a woman and has never been used."

Customs Officer: "Welcome to the United States Father."

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Comment balloon 10 commentsJoe Petrowsky • August 03 2016 07:45AM

Comments

Good morning, Joe Petrowsky hmmmm....I wonder how many priests could actually say that today!!

Posted by Barbara Todaro, "Franklin MA Homes" (RE/MAX Executive Realty ) 7 months ago

That is funny.  Excellent point Barbara Todaro .  Glad to see you here.

Posted by Debbie Gartner, The Flooring Girl & Blog Stylist -Dynamo Marketers (The Flooring Girl) 7 months ago

Good morning Joe Petrowsky ,

Very humorous post. I have to admit Barbara Todaro's comment is right on! Glad to see you posting!

Posted by Dorie Dillard, Realtor-Canyon Creek- NW, Austin TX Homes For Sale (Coldwell Banker United Realtors® ~ Subsidiary of NRT, LLC) 7 months ago

Good morning Joe,

I am still lauging and amazed at his come back!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Nothnagle) 7 months ago

Good morning Joe. This is a really good one. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) 7 months ago

Good morning James. Interesting use of words! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) 7 months ago

Good morning Joe,

Isn't it amazing how the use of proper punctuation and wording can make something seem totally different than it is?

Keep smiling, it is the only way to be!

Thank you for the laugh!

Randy

Posted by Randy Kurtzman (Admiral Cleaning and Maintenance, Inc.) 7 months ago

Hahhahah Joe.

The Father did not lie. And the story is believable. 

Happy Day! 

Posted by Kathleen Daniels, San Jose Homes for Sale - Probate Broker (KD Realty - 408.972.1822) 7 months ago

Joe poor priests like blonds tend to be the topic of most jokes, and I guess you can through in the Polish in that group as well :)

Posted by George Souto, Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert (George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages) 7 months ago

Nothing that priest said was wrong, but it would have raised a few eyebrows for sure

Posted by Ed Silva, Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally (RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754 ) 7 months ago

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