“A Quick Thinking Priest and Customs Officer!”
A female college student coming back from Europe is sitting next to a priest.
She: "Excuse me could you do me a favor? I used the very last of my vacation money to buy an expensive artisanal razor. It's so beautiful it's a piece of sculpture. I have no money to pay any duty fees when we land. Could you bring it through customs for me?"
Father: "Sure but as priest I cannot lie about it." and then puts the razor in a pocket of his robe.
Upon arriving the Customs Officer asked, "Do you have anything to declare?"
Father: "From the top of my head to waist I have nothing to declare."
Customs Officer: "That's an odd answer. Do you have anything BELOW your waist you would like to declare?"
Priest: "Yes I have something that was created by a master, held by the hand, made for a woman and has never been used."
Customs Officer: "Welcome to the United States Father."
Image courtesy of Farconville/freedigitalphotos.net
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