“A Smart Wife and Dumb Husband”

“A Smart Wife and Dumb Husband”

 

 

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. Her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.

During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million.

Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"

 

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Comment balloon 13 commentsJoe Petrowsky • July 29 2016 06:21AM

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Good morning Joe.  I bet the divorce attorney had a field day with that one.

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty AR LLC) about 1 year ago

What a dope.  Yes, the title is very appropriate.

Glad to see you here.

Posted by Debbie Gartner, The Flooring Girl & Blog Stylist -Dynamo Marketers (The Flooring Girl) about 1 year ago

Good morning Joe Petrowsky,

Well I didn't suspect that twist!! The title does say it all..glad to see a post from you!

Posted by Dorie Dillard, Serving Buyers & Sellers in NW Austin Real Estate (Coldwell Banker United Realtors® ~ 512.346.1799) about 1 year ago

Good morning, Joe... not quite the punch line I was expecting, but I laughed my head off! (ALthough I doubt the wife did.)

Posted by Nina Hollander, Your Charlotte/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Area Realtor (RE/MAX Executive | Charlotte, NC) about 1 year ago

Good morning Joe. Ta dum bum. A good story but a sad ending. 

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) about 1 year ago

Good morning Joe. Can't imagine how Conrad or Roger would have commented! Enjoy your day!

Posted by Wayne Martin, Real Estate Broker (Wayne M Martin) about 1 year ago

Good Morning Joe - wow, how dumb is that guy.  I am sure it was not good.

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) about 1 year ago

Yikes! Joe Petrowsky What a tale you wove with this one today! Hope you and your beautiful bride are enjoyng the summer!

Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI NMLS#1483386, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (Realty One Group) about 1 year ago

Good afternoon Joe,

Rather what did the tombstone say.

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) about 1 year ago

Well Joe Petrowsky Some people get exactly what they deserve, don't they?

Bill Roberts

Posted by Bill Roberts, "Baby Boomer" Retirement Planner (Brooks and Dunphy Real Estate) about 1 year ago

Oh No, Joe Petrowsky -  I think there is another down sizing on his horizon. 

Posted by Kathleen Daniels, San Jose Homes for Sale - Probate Broker (KD Realty - 408.972.1822) about 1 year ago

I took this one right on the chin Joe. It was jab, jab and an uppercut that put him down.

Posted by Kevin J. May, Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida (Florida Supreme Realty) about 1 year ago

Joe Petrowsky 

He may not live to survive the divorce 

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek & Associates LLC Team) about 1 year ago

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