“Great Idea for Senior Wedding”

“Great Idea for Senior Wedding”

 

 

 

 

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore, Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety - the 'works'."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Grotto, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

 

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Comment balloon 14 commentsJoe Petrowsky • July 20 2016 08:40AM

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Ouch, another curve ball from Joe.  What an interesting thought to start day.

Posted by Peter Mohylsky, Your Bucket List Broker in Destin, Fl.. (BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS REAL ESTATE) about 1 year ago

Like that one...albeight a little strange wedding gifts. :)

Posted by Dennis Swartz, ABR, CRB, CRS, GRI, MBA...experience counts! (Rickert Property Management) about 1 year ago

Hi Joe Petrowsky - Jacoob is a practical man!

Posted by Sheri Sperry - MCNE®, (928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR® (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage) about 1 year ago

Good morning Joe. This was fun and I had no idea where it was going. Good one.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) about 1 year ago

That one was funny and I can almost identify with their way of thinking. Hope you are well and enjoying your summer Joe.

Posted by Debbie Reynolds, Your Dedicated Clarksville TN Real Estate Agent (Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices PenFed Realty, Your Clarksville Real Estate Professional) about 1 year ago

Good morning Joe,

Did not see that coming and will have to remember if ever needed in the future.

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) about 1 year ago

Yikes!  Joe Petrowsky !  You gave me some great ideas for the future...just in case!

Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI NMLS#1483386, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (Realty One Group) about 1 year ago

There you have it Joe!  A great bridal registry the pharmacy would make. Happy Monday!

Posted by Kathleen Daniels, San Jose Homes for Sale - Probate Broker (KD Realty - 408.972.1822) about 1 year ago

Joe- this should keep our local Walgreen's and CVS busy!!!

Posted by Kathy Streib, Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224 (Room Service Home Staging) about 1 year ago

Funny one Joe, I wasn't expecting that ending.

Posted by Beth Atalay, Cam Realty of Clermont FL (Cam Realty and Property Management) about 1 year ago

OK...this is funny, but I did see the punchline coming. Thanks for sharing, Joe. 

Posted by Debbie Laity, Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO (Cedaredge Land Company) about 1 year ago

Oh too funny! This is probably my favorite geriatric joke to date.  

Posted by Mary Weiss, Trainer & Content Manager (Zillow Group Mortgages) about 1 year ago

Very cute Joe Petrowsky certainly a practical couple!

Posted by Lisa Von Domek, ....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless! (Lisa Von Domek & Associates LLC Team) about 1 year ago

Good morning Joe Petrowsky .  This is a good one.  Thanks for the laugh to start the week.

Posted by Elyse Berman, PA, CRS, Pet-Friendly Realtor, 561-716-7824 (Realty Associates Florida Properties) 12 months ago

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