A Jewish daughter says to her mother "I'm divorcing Nathan."

            "All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the

            size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."

            Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman.

            You live in an 8 bedroom mansion. You drive a $250,000 Ferrari.

            You get $2,000 a week allowance. You take 6 vacations a year and

            you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?



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