“Sorry Dean Martin, Embarrassing ”

“Sorry Dean Martin, Embarrassing ”

 

 

 

 

Since some of the radio stations decided to pull "Baby it's Cold Outside" from its playlist because someone was offended, I feel that these other holiday songs must also be removed as they are offensive as well.

1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn.

2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation.

3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances.

4. White Christmas? Racist.

5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you're sleeping? Knows when you're awake? Peeping Tom stalker.

6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression.

7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying.

8. It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben.

9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail.

10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman.

11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired.

12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow.

13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse.

14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?

15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married...forced partnership.

 

 

Subscribe to my blog via Email:

 

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner

 

Joe Petrowsky, NMLS #6869

Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS #2709

110 Main St.

Manchester, Ct. 06042

Office: 860 647-7701 x116

Fax: 860 647-8940

Cell: 860 836-9294

Email: joe@righttracfg.com

www.righttracfg.com

www.joepetrowsky.com

Like me on facebookfollow me on twitterConnect with me on linkedin

Joe Petrowsky does not guarantee nor is in any way responsible for the accuracy of the information provided herein, and provides said information without warranties of any kind, either expressed or implied.

Equal Housing Statement: We are pledged to the letter and spirit of U.S. policy for the achievement of equal housing opportunity throughout the Nation. We encourage and support an affirmative advertising and marketing program in which there are no barriers to obtaining housing becuase of race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin.

Comment balloon 7 commentsJoe Petrowsky • December 20 2018 02:39PM
“Sorry Dean Martin, Embarrassing ”
share
“Sorry Dean Martin, Embarrassing ” Since some of the radio stations decided to pull "Baby it's Cold Outside" from its playlist because someone was offended I feel that these other holiday songs must also be removed as they are… more
“CT or NY, it Doesn’t Matter”
share
“CT or NY, it Doesn’t Matter” Joe, My daughter and son-in-law came in from California last night and surprised me with the news that they are moving to the NYC area and are looking to buy a house this spring/early summer… more
“It’s Not What You Say, it is How You Say What You Say”
share
“It’s Not What You Say, it is How You Say What You Say” There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena decides to give up the real estate biz and… more
“Working with Families that have had Tough Times”
share
“Working with Families that have had Tough Times” Good Morning Joe, We want to take a moment to express our gratitude for giving us your time and knowledge yesterday. Each of us left your office with a change in perspective and a boost of… more
“Love Optimism”
share
“Love Optimism” A child psychologist had twin boys-one was an optimist; the other, a pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Day he loaded the pessimist's room with toys and games. In the optimist's room, he dumped a pile of… more
“Is the Post Office Near Heaven? ”
share
“Is the Post Office Near Heaven? ” A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, "Sonny, can you tell me where the Post… more
“Guilty as Charged? ”
share
“Guilty as Charged? ” The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a… more
“Rate Shopping? ”
share
“Rate Shopping? ” Joe, I was a bit surprised to say the least, but delighted with the interest rate you locked us in at. As you well know I contacted a number of local banks to do some rate shopping, but you said that was great. I guess I still… more
“Keeping our Multifamily Home”
share
“Keeping our Multifamily Home” Joe My daughter and son-in-law referred me to you, they told me that you have dome a couple of mortgages for them in the past. My husband and I are looking to move out of our multifamily home to a single… more
“Not the Right Time for Me to Buy”
share
“Not the Right Time for Me to Buy” Hi Joe, I wanted to let you know that I have decided not to pursue the purchase of the property and wanted to thank you for all of your help along the way. After looking at what my mortgage payment and… more