“A Motivational Seminar?”

“A Motivational Seminar?”

 

 

 

The speaker starts off the event by asking for some audience participation.

He says "How many of you have sex once a day?" Many people raise their hands.

"Okay, how many of you do it once a week?" A few more folks raise their hands.

"Okay, how about once a month?" A few more sheepishly raise their hands.

"Okay, how many of you have sex once a year?" A little guy in the front row is jumping up and down and raising both hands.

The speaker says "Sir, you only have sex once a year?

The guy yells, "Yes! And tonight's the night!"

 

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